Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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