The maid of honor just puked.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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