Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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