PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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