you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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