Duck Duck Cougar?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
