Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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