I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Come see our sink grown plant.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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