he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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