ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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