I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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