One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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