it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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