I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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