We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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