No awkward lesbian experiences without me
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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