That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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