Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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