So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Randomize
