what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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