we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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