Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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