Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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