I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
They have beer where we have blood.
If I die, sorry about rent.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize
