Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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