I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just googled if crying burns calories
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize