just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
