McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
