she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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