I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
handjob tips. give me some.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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