what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
This show inspires me to have sex in space
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sext me about skeletons
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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