What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Randomize
