New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
only you would photoshop your dick
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Is it penis luge time yet?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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