But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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