The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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