We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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