if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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