I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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