D3 body, D1 cock
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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