it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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