The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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