well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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