Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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