Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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