you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
