did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
did i walk over a car last night?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I am available for nakedness
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