I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So. Much. Porn.
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