Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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