Sponge bath it is.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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