So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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