But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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