Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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