ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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