i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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