There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
